Reviews & Ratings for Spearmint Rhino Downtown Los Angeles

12/07/10

Spearmint Rhino - Downtown Los Angeles

by SRLA2020 at Citysearch

Open everyday at 11 am (1 pm, Saturday and Sunday).

Best lineup in the area. Seriously, check us out.

$20 topless lap dances

$40 nude lap dances

A full half hour lap dance for $300 ($350 Friday and Saturday night) for those gentlemen that enjoy a little more time with a lady.

Catch us at the right time (Wednesday nights right now) and take advantage of our 15 minute lap dances for $100 bucks!

11/10/08

WAY Over-rated , not as good as you expect by any means!!!

by Tony999 at Citysearch

I've lived in L.A. my whole life, and always wanted to try this club after visiting all the other shady clubs, and boy-- what a MISTAKE!!

Unforunately, this review only has a 2,000 character limit... but I am going to bullet list the BAD things here and try to be 100% honest and straight-forward..........

1) The club is in a TERRIBLE part of town, it claims to be in Downtown LA but it is really in VERNON!!

A highly industrial area full of homeless people., dark streets, and virtually nothing you will ever need to be around unless you make deliveries for a living.

2) The parking is $5, and the the "security" is some guy who talks on his cell phone int he corner under an umbrella. The $5 is ok I guess, but really, this is where the NICKLE AND DIMING begins........

3) The cover is $20, EVEN on weeknights....

This is okay I guess, but considering there were only 9-10 girls there that night, hmm..

4) I went to the ATM next to get some cash, and pulled out $100. Most private ATM's charge about $2-4 fee.

The Spearmint Rhino ATM charges 10% on ALL WITHDRAWLS!!

So it was a $10 fee... what a joke.

5) As soon as I left the ATM, a black girl walked up to us and asked what we wanted to drink. Not "IF" , but "WHAT".

We said water since they don't serve alcohol obviously, and she said "sure" and brought back two bottles of water.

A moment later, she said "that will be $10"! What BS!

WHY WOULD A GOOD CLUB NEED TO RIP PEOPLE OFF ON DRINKS??

6) 1) There were 10 girls, and probably 5 were black, and the others were jsut UGLY . There was only girl who looked at least 30-40 and was very wrinkly. The ONE good looking girl was a brunette with big ones. I got the topless dance ($20 PER SONG) and she was very good at the dance, but the song was like 2 minutes!!!!!

And her melons were really not that great... you could feel the nasty implants.

So look -- I'm not saying this club is the WORST, but it is NOT THE BEST, and WAY OVER-RATED.

Skip it.

07/20/08

security is over protective

by yessir100 at Citysearch

Inconsistent at times the girls can be very wild on the polls other times they can be boring. hard to get dances for 20 bucks. The security is really annoying they truly get on my nerves there everywhere it affects the experience with your buddies. All in all you will find some quality girls there and at the end of the night that is what really matters.